(A walk in a park)
“You know me. I try to enjoy my garden. But you can smell the air’s not clean. At home you can. There’s always traffic. Sniff. It’s the same here.
“Yes, my mahonia still hangs on alright and there are a few bees around.
“I call them bumble-ees. You can hear them if you stand near.
“Then some un-silenced moped with a moron riding it will drown them out.
“The world’s never been short of idiots.”