(A chat in a cafe)
“I see all these programs on the telly about rich this and wealthy that. World’s most expensive blah blah blah.
“And these people with their stupid-rich lives. You know, they’ve already got everything that’s actually worth buying. It’s daft.
“And you know what? I reckon that having lots of money’s like drinking salty water. The more you drink the thirstier you get. It’s a mugs game.”