“I was in here the other day and overheard this bloke, talking too loud, taking the piss out of me.
“Come on, it’s nothing new. Big nose, conk, beaky. Nothing original either.
“Oh, I just ignore it. Like, I don’t care. I mean, so what? Just some idiot with his mates.
“Yeah, for all know he’s hiding a fetish or something … That would be funny. Like you say, perhaps he’s really in to big noses.
“And anyway, big in whose opinion?
“I’ve long said it, the trick, the smart thing, is to judge the judge.
“Well, yeah. Judge them and lock them up.”